TR-M (Magoo Attacker) - Training to Attack Magoo

renedescartes00@hotmail.com (Rene Descartes)
TR-M (Magoo Attacker) - Training to Attack Magoo
5 Dec 2003

NUMBER: TR-M ("Magoo Attacker")

NAME: "Magoo Attacker" Valance

COMMANDS: Coach: 'Start' 'That's it' 'Flunk'. Statements are made by the coach from a previously prepared list. Also, remarks may be originated by the coach. The coach pretends that he/she is Magoo. The student is training to be a "Magoo Attacker". Remarks by the student should be of a disparaging nature.

POSITION: Student "Magoo Attacker" and coach sit facing each other a comfortable distance apart - about three feet.

PURPOSE: To train a student "Magoo Attacker" to confront and handle Magoo on line. Magoo will be found to be criticizing the Church of Scientology, LRH, the technology, or another poster who appears to be interested in Scientology or has expressed an affinity for the Church of Scientology, LRH, or the technology.

Magoo will be trying to steer people away from the Church of Scientology.

The student "Magoo Attacker" must be able to BE there comfortably in a position three feet in front of the targeted critic and either

(1) badger the coach with "Magoo is lying" or some similar remark,

(2) throw in a comment about Magoo to make Magoo look bad

(3) make confusing remarks about Magoo so as to steer other critics into thinking that Magoo is a liar

(3) insist that Magoo is brain damaged, brain diseased or brain dead, or other similar remark and create a dislike by other critics towards Magoo, or

(4) badger Magoo in front of other critics and posters with the intention of making Magoo look no more credible than a Hostess Cupcake at a Health Food Store. Success with any of the four purposes shall be considered a "win" by the student "Magoo Attacker". TRAINING STRESS: After the student "Magoo Attacker" has passed all previous TRs, including the Upper Indocs, TR-M (Magoo Attacker) can begin.

PATTER: Coach asks questions from a prepared list. Student "Magoo Attacker may say or do anything as long as it is on purpose with the intention of making Magoo look bad.

Examples:

Coach: 'People are leaving Scientology Orgs and not returning'

Student: 'Magoo, you have been lying since the day you've been potty trained.'

Coach: 'Decide for yourself. Read the Xenu sites.'

Student: 'Magoo, why are you afraid to go on the Howard Stern show'

Student "Magoo Attacker" may also originate remarks.

Examples:

'Magoo has been telling lies in the moonlight for 30 years!'

'Magoo's way out is the door of the nearest outhouse'

'Magoo wouldn't know the truth if she was puking it out of her butt!'

The coach should try to distract the student "Magoo Attacker" by continuing to try to insist that people are leaving the Church or that people in the Church have been lied to.

The student "Magoo Attacker" may get as nasty and belligerent as possible and the more redundant and unsociallable the student "Magoo attacker" gets, the better.

Student "Magoo Attacker" may use any form of trickery and tomfoolery to try to distract Magoo or cause Magoo the critic to become disinterested in continuing to criticize the Church of Scientology, LRH, or the technology.

The student "Magoo Attacker" may also have a win by having said anything that would be considered to have gotten lurkers and newbies disinterested in Magoo and/or the newsgroup.

Coach may flunk the student "Magoo Attacker" for any failure to move in the direction of any of the stated purposes.

Student "Magoo Attacker" should never allow the coach to get in a word edgewise.

PATTER AS A CONFRONTED SUBJECT: The coach may say anything or do anything that a Magoo could be expected to do, except leave the chair.

The student "Magoo Attacker's" 'buttons' can be found and tromped on hard.

Student passes when he can BE there comfortably without being thrown off or distracted and can consistently have wins applying the tactics that the drill has been designed for.

HISTORY: Developed by Ronald Hubburd in December 2003 while researching the higher levels. Sent to planet Earth via an old telex machine left turned on at Gold.

To train student "Magoo Attacker's" to confront Magoo and to overcome obstacles to steering Magoo and critics into non-sequitur conversations and/or onto conversations that are not critical of the Church of Scientology, LRH, or the technology.